Torture Devices

Mommy decided I needed something called "shoes" and she and Daddy went out to Target and found some. Last month they had tried to get me some, but I got fussy and they gave up. I was a little more amiable this time when we went shopping. Daddy slipped them on and I swung my feet in the cart. They look pretty darn cool.



But, when we got home and they put me down with my shoes on ... I got very upset. How am I supposed to walk in these things?? They're so big and they feel weird! I don't like 'em and I won't wear 'em!! Barefoot Forever!!

Ack, get 'em off!

How are you supposed to move in these things?!

Daddy, save me!